Search Engine Term of the Week #1
I continue to enjoy reading what search engine terms are pointing to this blog. It appeals to the anthropologist in me and it’s inspired me to conceive of yet another regular feature I will probably quickly abandon. These are actual search terms from actual surfers. (In David Letterman voice) If they weren’t, could I do this?
3rd Place: Heather Thomas Zapped Nude.
This one only gets mention because it keeps coming up. I’ve got two simple words for you people regarding Heather Thomas in the movie Zapped!: Body double. Two more words: Move on. Seriously, there’s nothing to see here, people. Carry on about your business.
Runner up: Kicked in the balls.
Either the kids can’t get themselves enough of the Jackass or there’s some new fetish out there I don’t know about. I don’t want to know. I’m still freaked out by gerbilling and The Dirty Sanchez.
And the winner: Hotel Chevalier why the bruises?
There’s a weird, sad poetry to this one that appeals to me. It almost has the makings of a haiku. I like it. I wonder if they found an answer…
Feel free to compose your own haiku inspired by Wes Anderson’s short film Hotel Chevalier in the comments section. I’d start you off, but if I turned out to be the only one, it would look unacceptably dorky. In the mean time, have a good weekend. Go see The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The Darjeeling Limited or Michael Clayton.
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Boobs and balls, why the searches?/Look! Natalie’s, bum/and I wonder, why the bruises?
You may be proud to learn Joel, that the Heather Thomas searches were because of a funny comment you made on one of the previous posts. Good times. And just so you’re not standing out there alone with your pants down and a silly look on your face, here’s my haiku: Hotel Chevalier / Natalie you beguile me / Max, where are your shoes?
Well then that one came full circle. Internet porn hounds, I salute you.
Oh, Wes Anderson,
At long last, have you no shame?
All scratch and no snatch?
You think she looks scuffed?
Oughta see the other guy.
Head all bandaged up.
One guy luckier
Than he who smeared bruises on:
He who licked them off.
Bangin’ will do that
If you hit it hard enough.
Bust a Nutalie.
It seems a wicked way with verse can be counted among your many talents, sensei Rollerboy.
i vote for kicked in the balls !!!!! :)
http://hidebehind.com/792F16
not not safe work. it’s a nude guy getting kicked in the balls by a female.huh why did i even mention not safe for work…..
Is that….? Jeff Wells and Nikki Finke?
Damn Glimmer, you’ve been a busy man!
‘Is that….? Jeff Wells and Nikki Finke?’
rollerboy, huh i don’t know… ;)
but whomever involved….i say it’s love… ha ha… :)
actually rollberboy i can’t tell a lie.what you see in the vid is a beta testing on members of the academy with get feb.25,2008…..if they make the *wrong* decisions… ;)
and hey were getting pretty good too… :)
and craig…. i need to stay busy until i get a real doll !!!! :)
If you had one of those dolls in Lars or on RealDoll.com Glimmer, methinks you’d never leave the house.
*awesome* :)
craig….and i may not ever leave the house.the real doll is sooo out of my price bracket…..
but hey there’s always the fleshlight……. :)
thank you and good night.everyone… :)
Seriouslyi! 3 grand and up for a fake woman! That’s crazy talk.
And I’m not sure I want to know what the fleshlight is…maybe I need to get out more.
hmm my fleshlight link post thing never showed up. (i did press submit’ thing.)thoughno idea what happened should i try to re-create the ‘magic’ ??? ;)
That’s ok Glimmer, I don’t want to be a sex toy gateway! But thanks.
Actually, the less you get out, the more likely you are to know what a fleshlight is.
*ha ha ha* :)
Frank, don’t make me come up to Lumberton and try to kick your ass. I don’t need to lose another ear.
Why am I having an image of glimmer holding a table lamp like a microsphone and lip synching Roy Orbison’s In Dreams. :-)
Because he’s suave?
Suave! That’s it! Goddamn glimmer, you’re one suave fucker!