Your Pete Hammond has been removed
Providing further proof that blurb jockey Pete Hammond is an evolutionarily useless appendix-like organ that can be surgically removed and never missed, last night I overlooked news that the man had been canned from Maxim magazine, despite the fact the subtitle of the article to which I was linking read in part “…and the axing of Pete Hammond.” The key words here being “Pete Hammond” and “axing”.
This is what passes for journalism around these parts I guess.
I hate to kick a guy when he’s down, but at least this way he won’t hurt himself falling again.
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Who will be the champion for the bad movies now? What will the studios do?
Oh well…if Childress’ list is any indication there will be plenty to take his place.
“I Am Legend” is one of the greatest movies ever made? Please…
Blurb whores are like cats Matthew, they always land on their feet.
That’s one of my favourite lines, Craig. Anyone that knows me well knows why…