LiC World Tour 2008
Me and the crack staff of Living in Cinema monkeys are going to be making sweet sweet love to the city of Portland this weekend. I’ve trained one of them to play the zither and another one to mix the perfect Manhattan so hopefully there will be all manner of monkey related shenanigans.
What does all this mean to you the reader? Well, not much unless you live in Portland and have some kind of weird monkey fixation. Otherwise, I probably won’t be stirring it up in the comments section with my usual bizarre obsessiveness, but I still plan to post every day.
Be sure and stop by after the Oscars and air your grievances over Michael Clayton winning best picture.
Until then, here’s a simulation of what the monkey-related Portland shenanigans might be like. Do not try this at home:
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Garbage truck ride, here you come!
Me and Julio, down by the schoolyard.
Monkeys dressed up like cute little nappyheaded Jewish kids always make me laugh.
Those sweatsuits are stylin’! Almost as cool as my cowgirl shirts.
Just great. Two of my marmosets, already dispirited by the smackdown they received from Jeff McM a couple of days ago, learn of the Portland monkey rally (to which they were not invited) and now they’re downright despondent.
Why must your simian friends repeatedly snub my dozen tiny marmosets? I keep telling you, Craig: They are not those 12 monkeys.
Mr. Adams, You made me giggle out loud, all the way from Portland, was that your intention?
“Be sure to stop by after the Oscars and air your grievances over MICHAEL CLAYTON winning Best Picture.”
LOL! If that were to happen, a good share of the Oscar haters would completely forget CRASH-BROKEBACK.
Sam, NO ONE will forget CRASH-BROKEBACK. Ever. MICHAEL CLAYTON beating NO COUNTRY will just give them one more piece of evidence as to why the Oscars suck.
Agreed Alison. NEVER forget. Ever.
Michael Clayton ain’t gonna win though, no ways. How can it? Nope, nope, nope. I liked it and all, but no.
You and your monkeys Craig, I just don’t get it. I am not a fan of monkeys, they are just too damn weird.
Portland sure looks pretty, at least that’s what Google images tells me anyway.