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Fred Simmons Wants to Show You ‘The Foot Fist Way’

 
“Your weakness is disgusting to me.” – Fred Simmons
Sloppy, stupid (in a potentially good way) and shot in 19 days using a credit card, the upcoming martial arts comedy The Foot Fist Way looks to be the kind of movie Semi-Pro would’ve liked to have been before it had its testicles removed.
The red band trailer that [...]

Review: Definitely, Maybe (2008) *** 1/2

“I like it. It’s like a mystery romance.”
Abigail Breslin with Ryan Reynolds in Definitely, Maybe
I steer well clear of most modern romantic comedies. It’s not that there is no romance in me, it’s that there’s no romance in the movies themselves. Mostly they serve up smarmy, insipid gruel that repulses and offends rather than enlightens [...]