buRn afteR Reading

Because it is our policy to leave no un-spoilery Coen stone unturned, LiC is pleased to announce that Joel and Ethan Coen’s Burn After Reading has been given an R rating by the MPAA for pervasive language, some sexual content and violence…you know, for adults.

So why didn’t we post the Burn After Reading shots that made the rounds last week? Paragraph 5, subsection D of the Official LiC Coen Blackout Guidelines states: “Dissemination of any audio or visual materials related to pending Coen projects prior to their official release in theaters constitutes spoiler activity and is grounds for a punch in the balls.”

Yes, I know this is a largely pointless post, but the monkeys voted and decided that we’re just that excited about the prospect of a new Coen movie and we couldn’t help ourselves.

Source: Hollywood Reporter

7 Responses to “buRn afteR Reading”

  1. I say amen to the R-rating.

  2. Having read the script the R rating doesn’t surprise me. I’ll say no more as LiC monkey snipers have their sights locked on me and will terminate my life functions with maximum prejudice should I violate site policy Paragraph 1.

  3. What the fuck? I’ve read the fucking script too, and I don’t fucking see what’s so fucking R about it. Fucking MPAA fuckers.

  4. takes a deep breath FUCK! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!!!! takes some more breaths FUCK!!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK FUCK!!!! takes some more breaths To withdraw, to go away, to disappear. That’s how the dictionary defines retirement. TIME TO REDEFINE!!! FUCK!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! takes a deep breath You don’t turn your dreams over to the authorities when you turn 60!!!!! FUCK!!!

    –Ameriprise Financial’s new underground ad campaign.

  5. I’m nervous about us discussing our difference of opinion Ryan, even offline. Those damn monkeys hear everything. We’ll need to use the Cone of Silence.

    All one can say Alexander is FUCK!

  6. You are all so crazy.

    Time for y’all to to run along to church now….

  7. ahhhhhh….the patented Coen F bomb. I had a feeling.

    The first time I saw Lebowski, I hardly even noticed it. I’m immune to the word. It’s like THE.

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