I read last night that Paul Newman is gravely ill and that it may be terminal lung cancer.
I debated all day long whether to say anything about it for fear of legitimizing in even the tiniest way the civic embarrassment known as The Dish Rag, the gossip column updated regularly by Elizabeth Snead on the [...]

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Positioning themselves firmly as the home of tired retreads, Millennium Films is adding The Three Musketeers to its stable of shopworn properties that now include Conan the Barbarian, Red Sonja, Hercules, Buck Rogers and Rambo.
The story will reportedly tell how the original three, Athos, Porthos and Aramis, first teamed up.
The best part for Millenium? Alexandre [...]

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Studio Pinhead #2: Don’t you ever get tired of doing remakes and sequels all the time?
Studio Pinhead #1: What are you crazy? It’s all about name recognition. We save a fortune on public awareness.
Development Weasel: That’s right. Half of our sales job is already done before the scripts are even written.
Studio Pinhead #2: What about [...]

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