Heartburn (1986) Screenplay by Nora Ephron based on her novel. Directed by Mike Nichols.
Jack Nicholson as Mark Forman and Meryl Streep as Rachel Samstat.
Mark: This is the best spaghetti carbonara I’ve ever had.
Rachel: You’re making fun of me. You probably think it’s very bourgeois to cook for somebody on the first date. You probably think I do this for everybody.
Mark: Rachel, I love this. When we’re married I want this once a week.
Rachel: I’m never getting married again. I don’t believe in marriage.
Mark: Neither do I!
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