Team America: World Police (2004) Written by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Pam Brady. Directed by Trey Parker. Spottswoode voiced by Daran Norris, I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. voiced by Phil Hendrie. (Not pictured: Sarah voiced by Masasa, Chris voiced by Matt Stone and Gary voiced by Trey Parker)

Spottswoode: Team, if the Durkadurkastani’s have weapons of mass destruction, I’m afraid it could be 9/11 times a thousand.
Sarah: Jesus! You mean…?
Spottswoode: Yes. Nine hundred and eleven thousand.
Chris: Then forget all these assholes. We’ve got work to do!
Spottswoode: Yes! Let’s get Gary valmorphanized so we can use his acting.
Gary: My acting? My acting!? My acting just got a thousand people killed! Jesus, I’ve done it again!
Spottswoode: Pull yourself together, Gary! We need you now more than ever.
Gary: I’m through with this!
Spottswoode: Gary, you can’t go. Without you, the team is doomed. Remember: there is no “I” in “Team America.”
I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.
: (pause) Yes there is.

One Response to “Team America: World Police (2004) – Happy Independence Day!”

  1. I love this comedy.

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