Outland (1981) Written and directed by Peter Hyams. Sean Connery as Marshal William T. O’Niel and Frances Sternhagen as Dr. Lazarus
O’Niel: Are you Doctor Lazarus?
Lazarus: Yes. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. That’s a doctor joke. Are you the new marshal?
O’Niel: Yes. I’d like to talk to you for a few minutes.
Lazarus: I’ve got an alibi. I’ve got four people who’ll swear they were playing poker with me.
O’Niel: I’ve never heard that one before. That’s really funny.
O’Niel: Yesterday, a man deliberately went into the atmosphere without his pressure suit.
O’Niel: Three days before that, another man cut his suit open on purpose.
Lazarus: It happens here.
O’Niel: How often?
Lazarus: I don’t know. It just happens here.
Lazarus: I’m not a psychiatrist. I can’t tell you why. Some people just can’t take it here after a while.
O’Niel: Did you do autopsies?
O’Niel: Why not?
Lazarus: In the first place, the company wanted the bodies shipped out quickly. In the second place, when a person exposes themself to zero-pressure atmosphere, there isn’t a whole lot left to inspect. In the third place, you’re becoming a nuisance.
O’Niel: Yes, I know. I would like a report of all of these incidents that have happened during the past six months. I’d like it really soon or I might just kick your nasty ass all over this room. That’s a marshal joke.
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