Woody Allen in "Stardust Memories" (1980)

Stardust Memories (1980) Written and directed by Woody Allen. Woody Allen as Sandy Bates.

Sandy: You can’t control life. It doesn’t wind up perfectly. Only art you can control — art and masturbation — two areas in which I am an absolute expert.


3 Responses to “Stardust Memories (1980)”

  1. lol, nice quote.

    Although, I think my favorite Woody Allen masturbation quote is from Hannah and Her Sisters:

    [after learning Mickey is infertile]

    Hannah: Could you have ruined yourself somehow?
    Mickey: How could I ruin myself?
    Hannah: I don’t know. Excessive masturbation?
    Mickey: You gonna start knockin’ my hobbies?

  2. A great quote for sure, and one of the Woodman’s greatest films, though it has taken some time for most to come to that realization.

  3. I’m proud to say I loved this film from its initial release. There are some where it has taken me awhile to appreciate their merits, but this ain’t one of ’em.

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